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imaginethebutts:

me in math class

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(Source: earthdad, via sleeve)

happy-avocado:

aye-lemme-whisper-in-yo-ear:

kushdrinker:

have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u image

i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight. 

both his pants and underwear came off how did he even manage

(via sleeve)

bewbin:

metaknighty:

crushes are terrible

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(Source: rhinse, via ruinedchildhood)

foodchewer:

i think my parents need to move out

(via ruinedchildhood)

phosphorescentt:

gillianandersons:

do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again

I told my mom about this and she walked over and picked me up I am a 22 year old adult woman

(Source: mulders, via tyleroakley)

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therealhamster:

anyone wanna make out… a check to me for 500,000 dollars

(via sleeve)

alpacalypse:

what can i be for halloween which is sexy AND hilarious at the same time…

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myself

(via sleeve)

robotblogxvx:

Good gender neutral baby names:

  • Unit 00
  • Unit 01
  • Unit 02

(Source: robotblogofficial, via sleeve)

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Better

I’m feeling better. Think I’m almost through all the stages of grief. I’m a survivor.

vanillish:

cute boy: *drops something*

me: i’ll get that for you

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(via ruinedchildhood)

smartgirlsattheparty:

thedemsocialist:

Any questions?

Woah.

smartgirlsattheparty:

thedemsocialist:

Any questions?

Woah.